It seems that recent events in Iraq really don't matter. What is on the front pages of newspapers these days however, is the Washington Police Blotter. I am going to shoot a few cop-killer bullets at this mess..

• Cynthia McKinney got no-billed by the grand jury. This is well, outrageous. So let me figure this out, she gets to hit a cop with a cellular phone and get away with it? The comments from the chief of the Capitol Police were eloquent and to the point. Basically he said that this sets a really bad precedent. He is so right.
• Son of a BITCH (the bitch is Ted Kennedy in this case), literally, The son of Ted Kennedy follows in his fathers footsteps evading a DUI with preferential treatment.
• William Jefferson (is he related to William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, the Messiah of the Black People?) is facing federal allegations of accepting 100,000 in bribes. They caught him on tape. They found 90,000 of it in his freezer. Now William Jefferson does what any black Democrat politician does: Its Racism. I will admit that others were not immediately removed from committees and congress but lets face it they did not have evidence so concrete and irrefutable. This is like Marion Berry saying it was racism that caught him smoking crack on camera.
• Karl Rove will not be indicted. He didn't do anything, therefore he was not indicted. The Democrats will not let this one go though. I'm sure they'll find 90,000 in his freezer.

When Nancy Pelosi took action to remove Jefferson from his committee post, I wonder what went through the minds of people like Jesse Jackson.

• Any action that is negative towards a black person in congress is automatically racism.
• No Democrat, has ever done anything to harm blacks ever, nor are they capable of it. After all, Democrats like Robert Byrd love and care for black people. They are the only people who do.

So here is the conflict, Nancy Pelosi, is a Democrat and Racist? What a dilemma if your black.

Now for the Black Perspective:

As for Cynthia McKinney, well, score one against slavery and the cops. Yeah, that's the ticket and William Jefferson, who shares two names with the Messiah of the Black People, well, he was going to use that money to uplift our people and, to finance his rap record and books. Blacks love criminals who make rap records and books. Right Tookie Williams? Karl Rove, well, he is trying to enslave black people. He must be stopped!