I got asked this morning about my thoughts on the Iowa Caucus.

• Barack Obama won Iowa. He won in a 90% White state chock full of perceived racism. I disagree with his politics on many, many fronts but Barack Obama has made history here.
• The Democrats with experience, Chris Dodd, Bill Richardson and Joe Biden don't have a chance in hell and by the time you see this, they may have dropped out.
• Hillary is vulnerable. Obama's populist mumbo-jumbo resonates with the Democrat faithful. He's better at it than she is. However, lets face it she is still the heir apparent.
• Mike Huckabee is a tax and spend Republican like George W. Bush.
• Mitt Romney is a better candidate
• Rudy Giuliani is losing traction fast. However, expect him to be a Vice Presidential possibility and if he is, he will be a good one.

A Question Though..

I wonder aloud, how is Hillary Clinton gong to go after Barack Obama? Now Democrats normally say that if you go after a black person for any reason, you are a racist. So how does the Messiah of the Black People (Bill Clinton) and his wife (Hillary Clinton) go after him?

They cant can they?

Let me straighten this mess about Clintons recent remarks out.

• The Clintons are incapable of lying.
• All Republicans are racists, especially the black ones.
• Democrats especially Robert Byrd, are incapable of racism.
• The Repubican controlled press are slandering the Messiah of the Black People and Hillary Clinton.

Whew! I'm glad we got all that out of the way.

Now, let me imagine for a second that Bill and Hillary are Democrats:

Recently Bill Clinton, the Messiah of the Black People said of Barack Obama's candidacy: "This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I've ever seen." In addition, Billy Sheehan made insinuations about Barack Obama's past drug use. That's Racist! Mario Cuomo said that Obama needed to do more that "Shuck and jive" his way through a news conference to get elected". Shuck and jive? That's Racist! Then Hillary Clinton slammed Martin Luther King when she said: "Dr King's dream began to be realized when President Lyndon Johnson passed the Civil Rights Act of 1964," she said. "It took a president to get it done." Whats that supposed to mean? Only a white male can take care of Black people?

Back to Reality.

You know, if a Republican made a statement remotely resembling something like that, the revolution would come.

Cleetus called the great arbiter of race relations in the United States, Al Sharpton's raido show to explain himself which of course means lying, stating that he was talking about Obama's position on the war and not his campaign. Yeah, right.

What's surprising (or not) is that I am not hearing the outrage, where are the protests, why are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson not putting aside their differences and marching on something somewhere? I mean, I want a Jena 6 event so I can go party and pick up some mixtapes to listen to on the way home.

You know what, come to think of it, I didn't hear a peep when fellow Democrat Robert Byrd used the n-word on TV a few years back either.

If I hear this mess one more time I am going to scream.

All I hear black people say is "Bush and his dad went to war so they can steal the oil and Dick Cheney can get rich at Halliburton."

Now my first reaction is, "Do you understand how ignorant and stupid you sound?" I stop myself because many black people are completely unaware of how stupid they do sound or are proud of their ignorance because they are "keeping it real." - Whatever the hell that mean.

Let me fire some bullets.

• There is no way in hell the United Nations would let the United States steal oil from any country. If it was happening, don't you think BET News would report it by now?
• Dick Cheney is not and cannot be connected to Halliburton. If he was he would be on his way to jail. If it was happening, don't you think BET News would report it by now?
• The reasons for installing a constitutional democracy in the middle east are too many to explain here but lets jut say oil is just the tip of that iceberg.

Now lets say for a second that really was all about oil and nothing else. Black people should rejoice and jump up and down that George W. Bush cares about them so much. Here's why.

• The more oil they "steal" from Iraq, the lower the price of oil here in America.
• Poor Black people drive older, less fuel efficient cars.
• Escalades, Navigators drink a lot of gas. So do Chevy Impala's made during the 80's.

So with these three facts in mind, keeping the price of oil as low as possible directly impacts Black people by keeping the price of gasoline as low as possible at the pump.

All of this sounds stupid doesn't it however, sometimes you have to explain things in a stupid manner to stupid ignorant people.

The enthusiasm for Barack Obama is building in the black community. Amongst some of my liberal black friends talking often about how revolutionary this is.

I agree with them. It is. People of all races take him seriously. Its a great day in history.

Now lets not all get into a tizzy here. Lets just say Barack Obama were to be elected president. Out in the hood there will be celebrations. Ten minutes after he is sworn in, they will realize that without an education, understanding of its importance or a desire to get one, their conditions will not change.

It will be good for a riot or two anyway.

Women void of common sense or and education will continue to choose violent thugs over men with a future and then ask themselves "why did he hit me?". Men, void of education, will continue to live off these women and ask themselves "why 'caint' I get a job". The children of these men and women will follow in the footsteps of their parents. George W. Bush will be blamed for all of it and the government will continue to pay all of them for their sloth.

Before you tell me about how its impossible for blacks to get an education, this cant be possible.

• Democrats run the schools in most major cities. In Atlanta, blacks run the schools. With this in mind, its impossible for these schools to fail. If you say they are failing, then you are a racist because you are criticizing black leaders.
• Democrats are against school choice so that people who want better for their black children cant send students elsewhere.
• Democrats have skimmed billions for minority education. Most of it is free. So, that's not an issue either right?

To summarize: Having a black president is not going to change a thing. Nothing happened when The Messiah of the Black People was president. Nor will anything change with who could ostensibly be next Black President either.

The National Council of Negro Women oppose the merger of Sirius and XM satellite radio. According to this letter they believe that:

 "Programming such as Howard Stern, Opie and Anthony and Bubba the Love Sponge - which help to perpetuate racist and sexist stereotypes in our culture - drive the business of both companies."

With all of the things black women have to worry about, the NCNW or Dorothy Height is worried about three radio talk shows? And why no mention of the Jamie Foxx channel with those commedians and their comments or, all the rap/hip-hop channels talking about bitches and hoes?

Come on now Dorothy Height, you are not that stupd.

Your kidding right? Ok. Now, so far, I'm looking at three radio shows on a combined 300 channels between the two networks and who's kidding here. Nobody listens to Opie and Anthony anymore. All kidding aside (I was not kidding about Opie and Anthony) the NCNW should concentrate on the source of the so-called offensive material on these radio shows, Jerry Springer and his ilk and even, Oprah Winfrey when her show was in its infancy: The abhorrent behavior of minorities and women popularized in today's culture. 

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How about opposing the abhorrent behavior that provides material to those shows?
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Its time that Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and the rest of the Civil Rights Industral Complex concentrate on eliminating the source of lyrics about bitches, hoes, hustlaz and thugz. Without people acting a fool these shows wherever they are will not have any free material and instead have to produce some of it themselves. I dont listen to Opie and Anthony (and nobody else seems to either) but I do listen to Howard Stern and Bubba the Love Sponge and I can say that they dont just pick on minorities and women. They expose foolishness no matter who is doing it.

The NCNW further supports Jesse Jackson's request that 20% of their channel capacity be devoted to "competition and diversity" in satellite radio. What the hell? And what does he propose go on those channels? The same ignorant foolishness broadcast to the denizens of Atlanta every day? Yeah, a lot of good that did.

This is getting stupid. Look why not tap the pockets of all the rappers and their producers and put on a radio show or better yet a network that people want to listen to. Beat Howard, Bubba and those two losers at their own game; and shut up.