Its Take your Sons to (put in) Work Day!
Sniper and Son. Its great when you take your son to (put in) work with you. He needs to see the importance of (putting in) work. Gang members should do it too. I would expect the Democrats to decry this since its a father-son thing, which does not promote dependence on the government.
I am not sure what Democratic classification to give him since he has more than one. Is he a muslo-american, african-american, terro-american or snipro-american. Since they are dark-skinned would they be a snipers or sniperz..

Anyway the Moose, thinks he's got his man. Hmmmm.. Were they abused as children?