Yesterday I was talking on the phone with Sequoia She is six foot two and in heels towers over me. Yesterday, we were talking on the phone while I was in Houston before talking to the enemies of Howard Stern about writing some software for them. She told me that same old (or if your j.o.y. same ol) crap I have heard a million times.

"I want a man, I don't need one."

I responded with the same old saying I have responded with a million times.

"If you don't need a man then are you fooling with them? Men are a lot of trouble. Because of the fact that I am neither ignorant, uneducated, stupid, weak or permissive of many common behaviors of women of your race I will be more trouble than most of the meek mister nice guy"s and thugs you are used to dealing with."

She got silent, said she had to go and hung up the phone.

I figure she is going to give some kind of vapid answer to this question. I am predicting that I will hear about the guy who dogged her out and left her and now she wants to drive everyone else away with that mess. Yeah, the usual stuff. The cool part though is that perhaps I can negotiate a booty-call arrangement since she wants nothing else and subsequently, all I want to do is hit it anyway. This might work out after all. You never know.

Below is the Independent Black Woman Bullshit Generator. You can get a sample of the stuff that flies out of her mouth by clicking the link below.